Poo tattoo

Dirty bitch stabbed him in the back, so he tattooed a turd on her back!

After tattooist Ryan Fitzgerald discovered that his girlfriend, Rossie Brovent, had an affair with his best mate, he decided to take sweet revenge.

Fitzgerald plied Rossie with alcohol and got her to sign a contract, effectively giving him "artistic discretion" to give her a tattoo depicting a scene from one of the Narnia films. Instead, she got a stinky swirl of poo, complete with flies swarming around it.

Fair enough- the Narnia films are a pile of shit!

Rossie, from Ohio, US, is now suing Ryan for £60,000. She originally tried to get Ryan charged with assault but then remembered she signed the consent form. Oops!