Help- I don't have any toilet paper to wipe my ass!

Emergency service staff were left fuming after a man called 999 to tell them he had run out of toilet paper from a bus station in Somerset, UK.

The dirty ass clogged up the line for over two minutes, giggling and sniggering about being caught short in a public toilet.

Officials traced his call to a bus station in Taunton, Somerset.

A transcript of the call shows the operator is clearly bemused why the man has called the emergency services.

They ask: 'You've gone to the toilet and there's no toilet paper and that's why you're calling the ambulance service?'

The caller then replies: 'Yeah because it's an emergency.'

South Western Ambulance Service released the details to illustrate how prank phone calls and hoaxes like this can stop genuine calls getting through to 999 operators.