Judges' lunch spiked with piss

An investigation is underway by cops after it was discovered that Judges' lunches were laced with pee.

It is feared someone with a grudge against the justice system has launched a dirty revenge campaign.

Traces of urine are believed to have been found in soups, salads and sandwiches served up at Snaresbrook Crown Court, East London.

Food safety officers and cops were called in after judges and barristers complained that dishes "smelled a bit off".

A spokesbitch for the company responsible for catering, Eurest Services, said: "We are aware of a suspected case of food contamination and are investigating. Health and safety is our number one operational priority."